Happy Holidays sponsored by Juays Consultants

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Happy Holidays app sponsored by Juays Consultants

TO INSTALL ON YOUR PHONE/TABLET HOME SCREEN **APPLE**: Open the link in Safari and click on "Install App" and then just follow the instructions. **ANDROID**: Open the link in Chrome and click on "Install App" and then just follow the instructions. **WINDOWS**: Open the link in Internet Explorer and click on "Install App" and just follow the instructions.Happy Holidays app sponsored by Juays Consultants[color=#ffffff]Proverbs 21:21The Message (MSG)[/color] [color=#ffffff]21 Whoever goes hunting for what is right and kind [/color][color=#ffffff]finds life itself—glorious life![/color]Happy Holidays app sponsored by Juays Consultants[color=#ffffff][size=3]Exodus 14:14The Message (MSG)[/size][/color] [color=#ffffff][size=3]14 God will fight the battle for you.[/size][/color] [color=#ffffff][size=3]    And you? You keep your mouths shut!”[/size][/color]##Jokes## ![enter image description here](http://cache.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/215349-Nobody-Eats-A-Flamingo-On-Thanksgiving.jpg "350") ------------------------------- The Phone Call A retiree in Florida phones his daughter in New Jersey. “Honey, I have bad news. Your mother and I have decided that 52 years of marriage is enough. We’re calling it quits and getting a divorce.” His daughter yells, “Are you crazy? What the heck are you saying?” The father says, “We’ve had enough. We’re getting tired of the same old routine and looking at each other every day. And I don’t want to talk about it, so call your brother in Detroit and let him know.” And the line goes dead. Panicked, the daughter phones her brother and drops the bomb. “No way, no WAY!” shouts the brother. “This will NOT happen! Stay by the phone, I’ll handle this and call you back.” He phones his father and says, “Sis just told me you’re getting a divorce. That’s CRAZY! No way we’re gonna let this happen. We’re both flying down there in the morning to sort this out. Don’t do anything till we get there, you hear me? Don’t do ANYTHING!” The old man puts the phone back on the cradle and says to his wife, “It’s all arranged, Dear. The kids will be here tomorrow for Thanksgiving and they’re buying their own tickets.” ---------------------------- A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” -------------------------Thank you for your input. We will add the info to the app soon.