Happy Holidays sponsored by Juays Consultants

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Happy Holidays app sponsored by Juays Consultants

TO INSTALL ON YOUR PHONE/TABLET HOME SCREEN **APPLE**: Open the link in Safari and click on "Install App" and then just follow the instructions. **ANDROID**: Open the link in Chrome and click on "Install App" and then just follow the instructions. **WINDOWS**: Open the link in Internet Explorer and click on "Install App" and just follow the instructions.##Jokes## ![enter image description here](http://cache.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/215349-Nobody-Eats-A-Flamingo-On-Thanksgiving.jpg "enter image size here www or wwwXhhh") ------------------------------- The Phone Call A retiree in Florida phones his daughter in New Jersey. “Honey, I have bad news. Your mother and I have decided that 52 years of marriage is enough. We’re calling it quits and getting a divorce.” His daughter yells, “Are you crazy? What the heck are you saying?” The father says, “We’ve had enough. We’re getting tired of the same old routine and looking at each other every day. And I don’t want to talk about it, so call your brother in Detroit and let him know.” And the line goes dead. Panicked, the daughter phones her brother and drops the bomb. “No way, no WAY!” shouts the brother. “This will NOT happen! Stay by the phone, I’ll handle this and call you back.” He phones his father and says, “Sis just told me you’re getting a divorce. That’s CRAZY! No way we’re gonna let this happen. We’re both flying down there in the morning to sort this out. Don’t do anything till we get there, you hear me? Don’t do ANYTHING!” The old man puts the phone back on the cradle and says to his wife, “It’s all arranged, Dear. The kids will be here tomorrow for Thanksgiving and they’re buying their own tickets.” ---------------------------- A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” -------------------------Happy Holidays app sponsored by Juays ConsultantsHere are some of the local companies offering Black Friday Specials. If you are a locally owned business and will be offering Black Friday Specials please let us know by completing the form at the bottom of the app. Actual details of the specials will appear Nov 17th.Happy Holidays app sponsored by Juays ConsultantsHappy Holidays app sponsored by Juays ConsultantsHappy Holidays app sponsored by Juays ConsultantsHappy Holidays app sponsored by Juays ConsultantsHappy Holidays app sponsored by Juays ConsultantsThank you for your input. We will add the info to the app soon.##Local Black Friday Specials## ![enter image description here](http://juaysclients.com/logos/PerryFlooring_Logo.jpg "enter image size here www or wwwXhhh") Call the store ------------ ![enter image description here](http://juaysclients.com/logos/Holly_Anderson_Logo.jpg "enter image size here www or wwwXhhh") ###Black Friday only between 10am and 3pm.### Buy two 1 hour massage gift cards and receive a 30 min gift card at no charge (Swedish). Includes holiday gift bag with purchase of gift cards.. In addition to the purchase of this package deal, the purchaser also receives a 10 min chair massage at no charge at the time of purchase. If you are tired from all the Black Friday shopping, stop by Holly Anderson's studio and receive a 10 min chair massage for only $8! **All this Black Friday only** --------------- ![enter image description here](http://juaysclients.com/logos/Beard_Joy_Logo.jpg "enter image size here www or wwwXhhh") Go to their website [Beard Joy](https://beardjoy.com/) and use the code "blackfriday" and receive 15% off your entire purchase. There are great gifts for those bearded men in your life. ----------------- ![enter image description here](http://juaysclients.com/logos/Juays_Photography_Logo.jpg "enter image size here www or wwwXhhh") Phone 903-472-9342 on Black Friday between the hours of 10am - 4pm and book your session for the month of January and receive a free 8x10 of your choice from your session. ----------------